I bet you can guess…
I’m the happiest man in the fucking universe right now just because she’s sleeping so peacefully next to me.
Whether it was on FB, Twitter, Instagram, etc… thank you so much! Made me feel real special today. I appreciate it. Just got home from a bar where I had some rather tasty beverages (don’t worry, I didn’t drive) and I had a great time.
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT
This is what conventions are all about.
Fall Fatshion > Everything Else
Seriously though, this outfit today was so lovely.